So, Who's Supposed To Feed Lindsay?

Hank Stuever, for the Washington Post:

"The serious actress, Lindsay Lohan, who starred in "Herbie: Fully Loaded" sheds a few pounds and next thing you know, everyone's become her mother: "Feed Lindsay" petitions started popping up online early this summer. Exactly who's supposed to force-feed her is unclear -- Congress? The National Guard?"

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