One Tabloid's Explanation For Hilary's Apparent Weightloss

Star Magazine claims that Hilary Duff has been dodging food like bullets in an effort to stay competitive with the twigs who throw themselves at her rocker boyfriend, Joel Madden from Good Charlotte. Worried pals fessed up that Hilary has been skipping meals in order to pare down her already tiny frame.

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So, Who's Supposed To Feed Lindsay?

Hank Stuever, for the Washington Post:

"The serious actress, Lindsay Lohan, who starred in "Herbie: Fully Loaded" sheds a few pounds and next thing you know, everyone's become her mother: "Feed Lindsay" petitions started popping up online early this summer. Exactly who's supposed to force-feed her is unclear -- Congress? The National Guard?"

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